Speed Demon with Pants that Don't Fit
I had a double whamy hit me in the past 12 hours.
First, I come home from Purly Girls to see a speeding ticket waiting for me in the mail. Yes, last week when step-son missed the bus, I apparently drove 28 MPH in a 20 MPH School zone and the big brother police-cam got a picture of my license plate. $200 and my first ticket! I am totally contesting this. First of all, my first ticket and only 8 MPH over. Most inportantly, school had already started and as evidence in the video you can watch online (more big brother), there were no children present. Should I pick out the low cut top and practice my tears now?
Second, with the weather cooling down a bit, I looked into my closet this morning to find some longer pants. I found about 3 pairs but too bad none of them fit my fat ass. I have about 3 pairs that fit me now but they are all summer-y. What a difference a year makes. I immediately called the gym to sign-up with a personal trainer for 5 sessions.
Calgon take me away!!
First, I come home from Purly Girls to see a speeding ticket waiting for me in the mail. Yes, last week when step-son missed the bus, I apparently drove 28 MPH in a 20 MPH School zone and the big brother police-cam got a picture of my license plate. $200 and my first ticket! I am totally contesting this. First of all, my first ticket and only 8 MPH over. Most inportantly, school had already started and as evidence in the video you can watch online (more big brother), there were no children present. Should I pick out the low cut top and practice my tears now?
Second, with the weather cooling down a bit, I looked into my closet this morning to find some longer pants. I found about 3 pairs but too bad none of them fit my fat ass. I have about 3 pairs that fit me now but they are all summer-y. What a difference a year makes. I immediately called the gym to sign-up with a personal trainer for 5 sessions.
Calgon take me away!!
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7:57 AM
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