What a Week!

Here is what I have planned for today after one hell of a week-actual real live knitting!!!

Here is a tally of odd things that happened at our VIP parties (and why my job never gets old):

2- The number for married men who asked my assistant to be their girlfriend

3- The number of times my boss got hit on

2- The number of women who asked if I wanted a taste of their drink

4- The number of steak and scampi dinners I ate this week

4- The number of languages we need translators for next year

86- The number of people who showed up but didn't RSVP

35- The number of centerpieces we made

200- The amount of money spent at IKEA for said centerpieces (not bad)

After working 10-12 hour days this week, I was ready for a good night's sleep. Of course, it being St. Pat's Day the neighbors threw a party and we were awaken at 2am by people yelling and singing outside. It was my turn to call the cops and I did. It took them an hour to get there which I understand, it wasn't an emergency. In that hour though, someone decided it would be ok to park in our driveway and go to the neighbors. How considerate! Completely pissed off, I opened our window and yelled at him 5 times to move his car but that didn't really help. When the cops came they asked him to move it but it still didn't happen until 30 min. after they left.

With all that said, our house is going on the market tomorrow. So anyone how doesn't mind partying neighbors and wants a great view, new kitchen and a good starter house. Let me know.

I am off to knit and watch the Three's Company marathon!