WTF!

Scene: Me in car exiting parking lot. Another car turns into the parking lot passing me.

Man in car: Hey! (unrolling window)

Me: (confused look on face, unrolling window) Yes?

Man: Want some good news?

Me: (still confused and a bit scared) Sure?

Man: At least we don't have to mow our lawns anymore. (Rolls window up)

Me rolling window up and getting my ass away from that man.

End Scene