Is there a cure?

I have washclothitis. It takes you over very quickly and there is no known cure. I didn't start getting symptoms until about 3 months ago. There was a time where I looked down upon washcloths as a "grandma gift".
Now I have this to show for myself. It has spread beyond control. Solids, varigated, patterned- the strains are endless. My shopping habits are even affected.

At the store today I bought this peppermint body wash because I knew at home I had the perfect cotton in my stash to make a matching washcloth. For who or when? I have no clue.

Beware- once you start seeing signs of washclothitis, it will consume you...